I hate dogs. They wait at the door. need constant validation. They slobber and jump all over you. 

I hate dogs.

Look Im here. Look Im good. Look, I can be.  I can be anything 

I hate dogs.

They dont have the decency to lie to themselves. They put their whole heart on the floor and wag it. drool their devotion…

I hate dogs.

They are embarrassing.

I can’t breathe around that much need. Its contagious.

I hate dogs

they prove love can look like desperation and still be called adorable.

And if desperation can be adorable then what does that make me?

A dog.

A bitch who learned to speak.